Queen Kates

“She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.” ~Oscar Wilde

Technical glitch? October 21, 2006

Filed under: Wishful Thinking — porkie @ 6:23 am

I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why my comments were not showing up on my blog. Then I realized that it was because I just didn’t HAVE any. Obviously my writing is a real hit on the world wide web.


Malaise. Unease. September 25, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 9:40 pm

These are words that describe my general demeanor lately.

On a more positive note, my hair gets increasingly thicker (feeling) every day. Even my hairstylist commented. Maybe it has something to do with all the supplements I have been taking, courtesy of my naturopath’s recommendations.

My teeth aren’t white enough, and I am too lazy to tan! How hard is it to lie down for 15 minutes, enveloped in warmth and bright, artificial light? I’d like to say I don’t go because of possible health risks, but I would be a lying. Clearly!

My rabbit also gets less and less toilet trained with every passing day. Where do I go wrong?

No. Seriously. Someone tell me!


Adrian Mole Fan Club September 4, 2006

Filed under: Adrian Mole — porkie @ 3:18 pm

First meeting: Monday, September 25. E-mail me to join. Membership includes meetings, lively discussion and debate, and a membership card!


Lackadaisical August 30, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 8:07 pm

Tomorrow I am going to go renew my license, then get a pedicure AND reflexology (which I hope is just a fancy foot massage).


AFI – Miss Murder August 25, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 9:32 pm

How does he get his hair so straight? His eyeshadow so uncreased? A woman would never be able to accomplish such things. I suddenly feel an urge to buy red velvet curtains and paint my nails black.

WCB Claim? August 22, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 11:11 pm

At least you didn’t go outside on your building’s “patio” at lunch to eat your stupid boring salad and trip on some eroded concrete, almost fall flat on your face and instead catch yourself by somehow scraping both your toes. The blood! The pain! The humiliation! The almost fainting when I had to Band-Aid myself in the staff room! The laughter of my colleagues at my weak stomach! It’s been a great day.


Stupidest Word in the English Language August 16, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 10:44 pm