Queen Kates

“She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.” ~Oscar Wilde

I’m back! June 28, 2011

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I want to start chronicling my weight-loss/get fit attempts. I continue to hover between 156 and 161 pounds and would really like to get down to 130 pounds of hotness. Prescription is low-carb, lean protein, raw veg, water, cardio & weights. Supplements will be discussed later.


Sensors Quality Management SQM Mystery Shopping June 17, 2009

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Don’t do any mystery shopping for this company – they seem to look for any excuse not to pay you! I am out over $100 and a lot of time wasted. Terribly rude people running the show.


Ultimate list of dislike February 8, 2007

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  • “Timmy’s”
  • “McDick’s”
  • Dallas Green
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Taking out trash
  • Air fresheners

Stuff I was left behind on December 9, 2006

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Do you ever feel as though you missed out on something the whole rest of the world caught onto or worse, seems to know and love reallywell? There are some things I just “don’t get”. Johnny Cash, for example. Or Soduko. The whole My Space thing. The Cuppy Cake song! These are all popular en masse but I have shied away.


Aged November 25, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 6:32 am

I feel awful admitting this, but I didn’t enjoy Home Alone this time around quite as much as I have in the past. I also had some frozen Pillsbury pizzas the other day and wasn’t too impressed. What’s happening to me? It also hurts my knees to go down stairs and I notice lines around my eyes when I look into my 10x magnifying mirror. At least my penchant for acne vulgaris never goes away- my one claim to eternal youth!

Rush hour. How much of my life will I spend in its vicious grasp? 15.6 days a year x 30 years = that’s 468 days! That’s over a year of my life spent staring at such bumper stickers as “The goddess is alive and magic is afoot”. I thought witches travelled by broomstick, not Buick.


Overrated November 20, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — porkie @ 3:44 am
  1. Aerosmith
  2. Mission Impossible
  3. Coldplay
  4. Sorrentino’s
  5. Da Vinci Code

Christmastime! November 11, 2006

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Best way to kick off the Christmas season? Eating a Swiss Chalet festive special in front of Home Alone, under a goose down duvet.